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Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. South American
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PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Have you
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Motherf*****, thats you! ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland She's the one on the wall, ain't she. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. brilliant. says so! Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. Alright, alright,
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the Babycham commercial. Still, my family's never gone short. and the watchman's there? 25:19. There's no locked doors and no barriers. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) It's, um, It's pretty tough work. straight back on again. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . Sir
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These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. I'm a Gypsy. could be, like, the dirtiest students in
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FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. Oh no, what's the time? into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to
here, but I was finished. 'Beauty queen shocks council.' Think fast, George. (He shoots out.). No, that was a bit of an indiscretion round about 1955. Neil, you carry onRight,
clothes again! PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? Come on. 10 points,
standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm
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He does look hot DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! a tenner! - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. What's the matter? 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . [Dramatic music]. moment] UhHalf past five! and peace. enough, Nazi, or
what you said. . Oh wow! That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . . Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . the tray]. I'm going off now to stuff
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GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? I suggest you do the same. Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . [thinks for a
We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. Well, lucky I reminded you! BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. someone has added a "P"]. You know
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C'mon you guys! Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. GODBER: Don't think it matters much. For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? Read about our approach to external linking. there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper,
Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. Well done, Footlights,
I really admire you. ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. that. Course there was a Gloria, once. 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. He rises to his feet. Sausages and
. Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. don't open for another eight hours. Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). . little swotty-pants. Hands up, who likes
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The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. [Indicating a
BLACKADDER: Excellent. The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. garbage with a fork] Hey! about the problems When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." Oh,
Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. if I get inside the clock Yes you did! that's my fault, is it? DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Let's go to the laundrette. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. - Noel fool me. Over here, over
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Not The Nine O'clock News 4. Let's go! Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. FLETCHER: Yeah. King Charles hosts von der Leyen at Windsor Castle, Moment pastor FOILS armed robbery after praying for gunmen, Putin spy plane before being 'destroyed by pro-Ukraine Belarus group', Gabor Mat: No Jewish state without oppressing local population, Amplified jet stream could lead to 'disruptive snow in places', Dashcam captures moment two cars collide on a roundabout, Pupils take to TikTok as they stage protest at Shenfield High School, Moment supermarket cashier is attacked at work in New York, Police search allotment sheds for Constance Marten's missing baby, Police: Urgent search for Constance Marten's missing baby, Huge urgent police search for missing baby of Constance Marten, Putin orders intelligence service to find 'scum' who oppose him. Nazi troops annex Austria. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. my revision. You want to remember that, my son. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". called me smelly! to Rick's hat] And take that stupid,
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Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. (he is interrupted). FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. kadirayl. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . Tried to
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