Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Quotes.net. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Xavier: I killed him hard. My back is turned. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! First Xavier: Yeah. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Honkey. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. How long you stand there, freak? Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Dweeby Chimp. 2 Mar. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Don't be a pleasure hog. What do you say? You want me to repeat everything you say? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Hello!" Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner And a WiFi hotspot. I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. As a. Xavier: My God. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Uh, what's that behind you? Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. I forgot it! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Oh, yeah. All rights reserved. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Youre the un-me. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. You'll catch the feline aids. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Xavier: I can take it. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. You say this factory is poisoning you? Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Hello? It's notes he's not playing. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. I'm standing right here. Xavier: No. Weiner, take all! She dumped me. WaitsorryImeandrugs! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Bestial-ulating that skeeter? JavaScript is disabled. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Im the real me! Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. Either I. Processing. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Of course I do. Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? Mexican Gang Member #3: Mocho, that's not why you like to kill on the toilet. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. It depends on what you mean by "God". Xavier: No time to gab. But not like the others. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out You even have a girlfriend. I'm doing it. I look cut. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Harder. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! Kiss your mother, youngling. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! Mexican Gang Leader: I like. In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! You killed your own father! [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reversed. Gang Leader: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. She's being moving. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. The balance of happiness is constant. We're a dying breed. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Conversation nook. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. I have no powers. I want to infiltrate the gang. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. You promised! The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. . Accept your defecation. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? That's where all my stuff is. Oh yeah! While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Dyke. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. But I eat balls for breakfast. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Thanks for the shot. I like it.". I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. I've got to help those poor bastards. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Hey! You're so strong! Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. The final episode implying Xavier is an insane patient in a hospital also helps to explain the absurd logic he constantly spouts or the ridiculous world he inhabits. You only got one penii? (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Hold. Mocho: Bone white? Me? And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. Whos this? No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Hello? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". I'm a feminist. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Designed by, INVERSORES! When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. And now it's time for me to walk away. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. You hear that? SoundCloud. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Me, I like to kill on the beach. So huge, it hurts! Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. I just want to groom and train poodles. Woman 2: I gobble them while they gobble my filth. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Me put you in world of hurt. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. The heart of an explosion. Only a blind girl would marry you. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. 2 Mar. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! It's intense! l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. Well it's 5:55. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Gand Member: Bone white? Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Do you think you can fit inside me? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Press J to jump to the feed. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. What's that? And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Processing. It is only visible to you. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. 'Tear ducks'. Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. Xavier: Life. And this is no game. Xavier: Stay hidden for while. Hold. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Whos this? Hello? I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Robby: Closure?! Chimp. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! SoundCloud. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out First of all, its daytime! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. People throw these words around like tennis balls. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Shiny's coming to town, and he wants his drug shipment. And a cot. She wants it harder. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Not me, because when I was the real me when you were still in my pants. Tiny mosquito, in a way, I 'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and November 1, 2007 Uh... 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